I just read a sign on this drill machine I intended to buy .."new" and "improved"? How can something be if it's new, what was it improving on?

Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Politics is one of the most discussed topics in our time. You will always find somebody who has a different opinion this topic than you. But there there is one thing about politics and policitcians to which everybody might agree: Sometimes they are really funny!

To obtain peace of mind, one must love all people unconditionally.

There are those of us who are always about to live. We are waiting until things change, until there is more time, until we are less tired, until we get a promotion, until we settle down — until, until, until. It always seems as if there is some major event that must occur in our lives before we begin living

This is what VOTE means at present times: " the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country."... I say no more VOTE

You are not fully dressed if you do not SMILE...... :) :) :)

who else hates their recorded voice?

Does anybody else do the three pocket check (cell phone, wallet, keys) before leaving anywhere?

A Toyota Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... but I can only walk so fast.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday....???????

Don't believe everything you think...

Things to do today:
1. Get up
2. Survive
3. Go back to bed

Psychological fact :
When the person cries and the first drop of tears comes down from the right eye, its from happiness, but when the first roll from left eye, it's Pain...

Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was to try and scare it away with the cursor