SILENT has the same letters as LISTEN

The people protesting on Wall Street dont understand the Golden Rule: whoever has the Gold.. Makes the Rules.

I'VE BEEN ON DIET FOR ONE MONTH, AND ALL I'VE LOST IS 31 DAYS..

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

When someone sees you crying, and ask: "Are you sad?" Punch them in the face, and ask: "Are you okay?"

so....who remembers when someone would say "Get off the phone so I can use the internet?"

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

The other day a friend of mine showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.

Thought for the Day: This life is short. It’s the next one that lasts forever!

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

i just bought a Mineral water the other day..says mountain fresh springs... then it also gives the expiry date...hmmmmm

Universal Truth...
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

Men have two emotions: Hungry and ________

Who can fill the blank ?

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When we honestly ask ourselves which people in our lives mean the most to us,
we often find that it’s those who, instead of giving advice, solutions or cures,
have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and caring hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief or bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing, and face with us the reality of our powerlessness — that is the friend who cares.

Dedicated to all my friends and Foes as well..:)

Like to have a perfect day ??? do something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

“Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure — these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.”

“Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.” Steve Job.

Double your money :
The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket

Lets tease your brain. who can answer that :

Two women apply for a job. They are identical. They have the same mother, father and birthday. The interviewer asks, 'Are you twins?' to which they honestly reply, 'No'.

How is this possible?

Thought of the day :

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?