A professor explained MARKETING to BUSINESS student 1. U see gorgeous girl in party, U go to her & say I am rich marry me thats direct Marketing, 2. U attend party n ur friend goes 2 a girl & pointing at u tells her , he is v rich marry him thats ADVERTISING, 3. girl walks to u & says u rich , can u marry me? thats Brand Recognition, 4. U say i m v rich marry me n she slaps u thats Customer Feedback, 5. U say i m v rich n she introduces u 2 her husband thats Demand n Suply Gap, 6. BEFORE u say i m rich marry me, ur wife arrives thats RESTRICTION into NEW MARKET.

Watching the TV the other day I noticed that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times.

You live and you learn or you don’t live long.

Sometimes the difference between ignorance and arrogance can be corrected with a good smack upside the fxxxxg head..........!!!!

Why is it that I can always see the best in people, but always seem to get their worst?

Why is it that I can always see the best in people, but always seem to get their worst?

My Mantra :
It is not what you can do for your country; but what you can do for Mankind....

If u feel stressed, give yourself a break Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy & cake Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS..

Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

Hold on I’m getting an idea!

How come the only normal people are the ones I don’t know very well?

AM I THE ONLY ONE; who thinks they look better in the mirror, before they take the picture?

Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean you’re a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them.

Connectivity is the domain of the Heart...Disruptions originate from the Mind...

Sometimes the last thing you want to hear is the first thing you need to hear.

Never say, “Oops.” Always say, “Ah, interesting!”

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

Never trust anyone who says; ``I`m not supposed to tell anyone but…``

I don`t ask for much. All I want is for a group of scientists to team up & figure out a way to give me superpowers.