If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." and I didn't said that...

“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”

" Lower your voice and strengthen your argument "
This goes for all the couples out there, trying to break each others head....

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! hmmmmm :-?

"Have you ever seen a politician talking to a rich person on TV?"

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Pakistani's. It's the other two percent that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them

9 promises should be taken before choosing IT field.
1-I have already enjoyed my life in childhood.
2-I love tension.
3-I don't want to spend time with my friends.
4-I love night duties.
5-I love to work on Sundays and holidays.
6-I want to take revenge on myself.
7-I do not want to get married before 30 years of age.
8-I want to study until my death.
And Finally,
9- I do not want hair on my head.

What Is Politics?

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."

The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”

Fun Fact:

Women who wink at men are known as " nictitating "
women..hmmmmmm.. thats new !!

Fun Facts :

In the Chinese written language, the ideograph for " Trouble " represents two women under one roof.....

wow thats perfectly understandable...

Fun Fact :

Men's shirt have the buttons on the right, but the women's shirt have the buttons on the left... hmmm... I wonder why ?

Fun Fact :

Men's shirt have the button on the right, while women's shirt have the button on the left...hmmmm.. I wonder why...

FUN FACT :

It has been proven that people can lessen reaction to allergies by laughing. :)

"Freedom comes from being at ease with the certainty of uncertainty."

I am trying to work on this quote.... are you ?

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms...... so true

I love mankind. It's people I can't stand