So much to do and so little motivation to do it with. Need a little push from some one.. if you know what I mean...:)

I swear that my pillow must be a hair stylist because I wake up every morning with the weirdest hair dos.

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in Allah's name the most merciful and beneficial ameen".

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I bought a pair of running shoes yesterday. I hope they come back.

if you cant laugh at yourself, ill be happy to do it for you.... try its.. its a good therapy.

trying to stop being indecisive, but is not sure about it... .. by the way how are you all doing today ?

1 universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 180,497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I am still Looking :)

I do my best proofreading right after I hit send.

Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING

man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

Never expect things to happen, it`s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.

I forgive myself and understand that I`m the only one who`s responsible for every situation in my life.

every time i end up troubleshooting, sometimes trouble shoots back.

I think when everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember original is always worth more than a copy.

British man asked the Sheikh: Why do your girls cover up their body and hair?
The Sheikh smiled and got two sweets, he opened the first one and kept the other one closed. He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the British: If I asked you to take one of the sweets which one will you choose?
The British replied: The covered one.
The Sheikh said: that's how we treat and see our women

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Once I remember my Teacher pointed a ruler at and said: at the end of this ruler is an idiot, I still don't know why I got rusticated.. I only asked him which end Sir ?

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."..

Morning everybody.. just a thought..wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

“Abandon desire for this world, and God will love you. Abandon desire for others’ goods, and people will love you.”
“Ibn Majah”

facebook should change from whats on your mind, to whats your problem today

I’m Confused. No Wait & Maybe I’m Not

A learned man who doesn't restrain his passions is like a blind man holding a torch,
he guides others but not himself.
-Shaykh Saadi

It is impossible to lay hands on that which is not predestined for us,
and that which is predestined for us will reach us wherever we are.
-Shaykh Saadi

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you?

I am out making some changes in my life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and someone carries you back to the sea.

If you never saw it with ur own eyes or heard it with ur own ears, don't think it with your small mind and spread it with your big mouth..

Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you all doing today :)