Sum1 said 2 me while having a Tea that SUGAR is d only word tht is pronounced as SH in English. I asked ARE u SURE..??

“People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about.” (",)

If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter!..(",)

when you focus on problems, you will have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you will have more opportunities.(",)

The quickest way to get someone's attention is to no longer want it.(",)

since there's only one of me, does that make me an endangered species?

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.

Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

I will be a millionaire very soon, all I have to do is finish this device that will let you to punch someone in the face over the internet.

Changed all my passwords to "incorrect" . So my computer just tells me when I forget.

When people start a sentence with Do you know what your problem is I interrupt & start telling them all my problems. They never expect that

I hate when I plan out a conversation with someone in my head and they don't follow the script!!

Did any one had a chicken omelette ..?
I like having it now and then. It gives me a strange sort of pleasure knowing I'm eating two generations at the same time.

Got a problem with me? solve it. Think I'm tripping? tie my shoe. Cant stand me? sit down. Cant face me? turn around an start walking

Dear Allah,
My prayer for 2012 is for
A fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
AMEEN!

my internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbour forgot to pay the bill. how irresponsible

You know 20% of the time, I work all the time.

i owe i owe its off to work i go there's bill to pay no time to play i owe owe owe

Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works.

I live. I love. I conquer!

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success...

If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it

They say with age comes wisdom, well got the age thing sorted so when can I expect the wisdom to kick in?

Mistakes are made to be CORRECTED, not to be insulted.

I don't believe what I see, I trust what I feel..........

isn't it funny when Monday starts with (m) and Tuesday starts with (t) and the rest of the week says WTF!