Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

I'm making a show about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone..... Star Key and Hash

I wanted to buy a book on ¨Public Speaking¨ but I am way to shy to ask for it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?

This is what we get to hear at McDonald's : half a dozen chicken mcnuggets please... Sir , we only have 6/9/12 pcs packs...

Just rang Apple and asked them if they've got any Jobs. "Not any more." They said.

I like this :
"A guy broke into my house last week. He didn't take my TV, he took my remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels."