Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for Lunch. LIBERTY is the well-armed Lamb contesting the Vote.. make sense...???
I believe 95% of the people of Pakistan are hard working and dedicated,It's the other 5% percent that get all the publicity. But then - we elected them

Monday, April 2, 2012

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Some times I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. I can't tell whether I am hungry or I am simply bored......

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

I just read a sign on this drill machine I intended to buy .."new" and "improved"? How can something be if it's new, what was it improving on?
Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Politics is one of the most discussed topics in our time. You will always find somebody who has a different opinion this topic than you. But there there is one thing about politics and policitcians to which everybody might agree: Sometimes they are really funny!