A professor explained MARKETING to BUSINESS student 1. U see gorgeous girl in party, U go to her & say I am rich marry me thats direct Marketing, 2. U attend party n ur friend goes 2 a girl & pointing at u tells her , he is v rich marry him thats ADVERTISING, 3. girl walks to u & says u rich , can u marry me? thats Brand Recognition, 4. U say i m v rich marry me n she slaps u thats Customer Feedback, 5. U say i m v rich n she introduces u 2 her husband thats Demand n Suply Gap, 6. BEFORE u say i m rich marry me, ur wife arrives thats RESTRICTION into NEW MARKET.

Watching the TV the other day I noticed that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Sometimes even though you’re having a good time, you can’t help but to stop and think about how much you miss the old times.

You live and you learn or you don’t live long.

Sometimes the difference between ignorance and arrogance can be corrected with a good smack upside the fxxxxg head..........!!!!

Why is it that I can always see the best in people, but always seem to get their worst?

Why is it that I can always see the best in people, but always seem to get their worst?